The Future’s So Bright – DunkleBits January 2016

  Well, here we are in 2016. And BoyHowdy are there a lot of exciting things to look forward to this year.  I know this because, after all, I am from the future. If you have seen me gliding over the Kelly avenue bridge on my Howeverboard you already know this....

Haunted Mount Washington – DunkleBits November 2015

  What is that rustling noise? Who opened the attic window? Why is the candle flickering? Who moved my car keys? …. Oooooo spooky scary!   Yes, neighbors, Halloween may be over, but our little village is full of strange spirits, and I am not talking about...

DunkleBits September 2015 – A Crock of Waterfowl

  In the July edition of this column there was a statement that could’ve been misconstrued. I stated that O’Malley Antiques in the Village would be leaving its current location and be replaced by a sub shop with the coincidental last name of our new...

DunkleBits July 2015 – Business is Booming!

WOW! This business friendly new administration is really having an impact on the Mount Washington Village – new businesses are popping up faster than Republication Presidential candidates and they all seem to have just as good a chance too! The Friendly...

DunkleBits May 2015 “Danger Will Robinson!, Danger, Danger!”

Remember when robots were fun and friendly companions? That robot on “Lost in Space” that would tag along like a golden retriever until it was time to shout  a warning “Danger, Will Robinson! Danger.”of course R2-D2 C-3 PO were cool, they were...

DunkleBits March 2015 – Dental Floss Tycoon

Many of you have asked, “Ned, why do you always end your columns with ‘Don’t forget to floss’? Are you a dentist? Are you part of the Clean Teeth Mafia? Did you ever consider free will? Did you ever see Free Willy? Why would you feel it is Sooooo...

Dunklebits January 2015 – The Tyranny of Choice

  While installing my rather elaborate holiday light display I decided to test the last string of lights by licking it and gave myself a rather nasty electrical shock, and the Favorite Brands section of my brain was fried worse than the bacon at Pepe’s, so I...

DunkleBits November 2014 “Ask Dunkleberger” Part Two

Well, this AskDunkleberger thing was another mind-bending work of staggering genius. Questions have been pouring in to me and the demand for my special brand of wisdom has been so overwhelming that I have been forced to launch www.askdunkleberger.com! Subscribe to the...

Finally! The Answers to All of Your Questions!

Friends and Neighbors, your long nightmare of uncertainty and doubt is OVER. Ask Dunkleberger is here! So if you have a question about anything at all –  Your life, your wife, your job, your pets, stinkbugs, citrus fruits, travel, wet basements, investments,...

DunkleBits September 2014 – Random Unsolicited Advice

The other day on Facebook a friend of mine posted some advice. “Don’t thaw your steaks before grilling them.” Normally I would file away a bit of random unsolicited advice like this.  But this one pushed me over the random unsolicited edge. “What if I want to marinate...