Dunklebits January 2015 – The Tyranny of Choice

  While installing my rather elaborate holiday light display I decided to test the last string of lights by licking it and gave myself a rather nasty electrical shock, and the Favorite Brands section of my brain was fried worse than the bacon at Pepe’s, so I...

Finally! The Answers to All of Your Questions!

Friends and Neighbors, your long nightmare of uncertainty and doubt is OVER. Ask Dunkleberger is here! So if you have a question about anything at all –  Your life, your wife, your job, your pets, stinkbugs, citrus fruits, travel, wet basements, investments,...

DunkleBits July 2014 The Wesley Drive-In Movie Theatre

  I realize that you have all waited a long time to make up your minds on the whole Springwell development plan and you needed to know, “What Would Ned Do?” (“WWND” bumper stickers and t-shirts coming soon to the merchandise section of our online Dunklegifts site...